Look, there's nothing wrong with a vegan diet. It's healthier and more sustainable than eating meat, in a lot of ways. Do you know how much methane gets released into the atmosphere by all the cows they raise to make your steaks?!
Yes, but there are SO MANY COWS making SO MANY FARTS that it's heating up the Earth's atmosphere! And it's all the fault of the meat and dairy industrial complex!!
Well, I won't stop you from eating pulled pork if you want to, but if you're going to come to this dinner that William is hosting, will you at least give my vegan food a taste? See how you like it?
Jackfruit is a type of fruit that grows in Southeast Asia. I'll have to see if they have any around here I can cook with.
ok look ill try some of ur weird vegetable food but only if u try a little bbq and tell me honestly which one tastes better
[Cliff is a little too young to know that vegans can't eat meat without feeling pretty ill so he's not being as ill-natured as he seems. This seems like a fair swap to him.]
I'm not saying this because I'm being a hypocritical adult! I'm saying it because being a vegan is as integral to my lifestyle as... As having blond hair or being right handed! It's an important part of who I am and I'm not going to betray that just because you think pork tastes better barbecued than a carrot.
But the point is, changing who you are is all well and good if you WANT to do it, or if changing your habits would be for the better. There is nothing wrong with being a vegan, and I don't want to change my dietary practices, so there's no reason for me to try to change.
Eating meat is against the vegan lifestyle. But eating vegetables isn't against the omnivore lifestyle. All I'm suggesting is that you broaden your horizons.
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overnightoaks) wrote2025-08-23 05:31 pm
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Look, there's nothing wrong with a vegan diet. It's healthier and more sustainable than eating meat, in a lot of ways. Do you know how much methane gets released into the atmosphere by all the cows they raise to make your steaks?!
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can you eat it
if it comes from steak
its probably delicious
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thats fucking hilarious
wait what who cares about cow farts
we fart
no one cares about that
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but
r u saying the farts r gonna get so hot we get dutch ovened to death
cause
that also fucking hilarious
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i learned about that
he he he
if someone had said it was about cow farts i woulda paid more attention
well u convinced me gonna go eat that rutabaga
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I make a mean jackfruit quesadilla that people say tastes a lot like pulled pork.
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u know what else tastes like pulled pork
pulled pork
shit now im hungry
whats a jackfruit
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Jackfruit is a type of fruit that grows in Southeast Asia. I'll have to see if they have any around here I can cook with.
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if being vegan is so healthy and great
how did we manage without mailing jackfruits from southeast fucking asia
gotta follow the law of my ancestors
we saw a pig
we murdered it
we bbq it
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Why, my grandmother was able to follow a vegan diet back in the 1930s no problem!
So maybe our ancestors are just a little bit different.
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ok look ill try some of ur weird vegetable food
but
only if u try a little bbq and tell me honestly which one tastes better
[Cliff is a little too young to know that vegans can't eat meat without feeling pretty ill so he's not being as ill-natured as he seems. This seems like a fair swap to him.]
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how is that fair
u can make me eat ur food but u wont eat mine??
thats so lame
just like an adult
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what if u dye your hair
or someone chops off ur hand
then u would have to change right
see
always possible to change who u r
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But the point is, changing who you are is all well and good if you WANT to do it, or if changing your habits would be for the better.
There is nothing wrong with being a vegan, and I don't want to change my dietary practices, so there's no reason for me to try to change.
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ok
so ur saying i shouldnt chop off ur hand to get u to eat bbq
[an unfortunate conclusion]
if all of that stuff is true why do u want me to eat ur vegetable food so bad then
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ok but
if its gross im not swallowing it